The Gobbler

The Gobbler is very mysterious. Where did he come from? Why does he want to eat random objects? How is he so dang powerful? Although he's weird, The Gobbler seems to be somewhat sophisticated at times. He also likes to break the fourth wall, like I'm doing right now. But alas, no matter how weird he may be, The Gobbler will continue to host SOSIG, whether the contestants like it or not.